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The importance of accuracy in your tax return

We all know that we have to provide detailed answers to official questions, especially on any Government forms, so why have Her Majesties Revenue and Customs (HMRC) objected to the degree of sublime, honest and fair accuracy provided by one witty respondent. 

HMRC Don't Possess A Sense Of Humour!

HMRC Don’t Possess A Sense Of Humour!

In response to the question;“Do you have anyone dependent on you?”

One man answered: “2.1 Million illegal immigrants, 1.1 Million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission”.

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to the man in Evesham, London UK after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response to HMRC was: “Who did I miss out?”

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Take That To The Bank

Guest post by Bobby Gill

Ever been frustrated or felt ripped off by your bank?

Yep thought so.

Maybe this letter will make you feel better and give you some ideas next time you contact them… shortly before closing your account and banking with a Co-Operative Bank instead!

Read more of Bobby’s thoughts and musing here – http://bobby-gill.blogspot.co.uk

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.

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