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property investor in your life?

Join PIN Academy Today!

Join PIN Academy Today!

May we suggest getting them to join the PIN Academy, where like minded property people can network with each other from the comfort of their own phone, PC or tablet and people can get advice, inspiration and encouragement from property people with a great deal of experience.

The PIN Academy has just celebrated its first birthday and in that time membership has grown massively, with many of the UK’s top educators, mentors and property sourcers taking an interest, including Simon Zutshi, Trushant Bodani, Mark I’anson to name just three, plus over 1,000 property investors with something to offer everyone.

I cannot recommend PIN Academy highly enough, it is a fantastic resource for all property people and allows members complete unrestricted access to some of the best information, education, inspiration and property deals around right now.

The Perfect Christmas Gift For Property Investors

The Perfect Christmas Gift For Property Investors

I have been a member of the PIN Academy for almost a year now and I have found that networking with over 1000 other property investors has saved me time, stress and money as well as offering guidance, support and encouragement from other property investors and mentors that have much more experience than I currently have.

Joining The PIN Academy was one of the best investments in myself that I have made, for a small outlay every month I have access to some of the top names in property investment right now and there are stacks of great property deals being offered, discussed and dissected for all to see, making understanding many different property investment and controlling strategies much easier and simpler for all participants.

It is often said that people only get out what they put in, however, PIN Academy has allowed me to find great property deals, get sensible and practical advice and has even helped make me some money with Joint Venture (JV) partners.

There are multiple forums and discussions covering many aspects of UK & overseas property investment, lease options, HMO’s, JV’s, Title splitting, property deals, property investment advice and opportunities that do not appear anywhere else on the web.

The Perfect Christmas Gift For Property Investors

The Perfect Christmas Gift For Property Investors

Why not sign up the property investor in your life to the PIN Academy, they will thank you for it in the long run!

 

We hope that our readers are having a wonderful Christmas and to keep you in the festive spirit we have a few laughs for you to share. Enjoy

 

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Asbestos FSBO

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Repairs And Complaints Received by Letting Agents from Tenants: (These are 100% Genuine and are taken from actual letters and comments on forms). 

 

  • I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
  • I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
  • Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence. Not only is this making a hell of a noise, but the fence is now sagging in the centre.
  • This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.
  •  I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall 
  • I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
  • I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
  • The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
  • Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
  • Would you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old aged pensioner and need it straight away.

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  • I want to complain about the farmer across the road.  Every morning at 5.30 his cock wakes me up and it’s getting too much.  It’s alright when my husband is on day-shift, but when he’s on back-shifts or nights I get it several times a week from Mr. Docherty next door and at my age it’s too much.
  •  The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
  • Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone to do something about it.
  • The toilet seat is cracked – where do I stand?
  • I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
  • Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife.
  • Can you send a joiner to the house. When the woman next door closed the door the other night, she pulled at my knob too hard and now it’s ready to fall off so I daren’t touch it.
  •  I have had the contractor down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction.

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The Day Before Repossession

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UK Bailiff Seasonal Amnesty

A seasonal reminder to landlords and letting agents that Bailiff Amnesty’s will begin around 12th December 2011 to the 9th January 2011. Please check your local County Court for more details.

 The amnesty, which is not widely publicised, is implemented due to local authority offices, solicitors, courts and housing welfare organisations festive holiday closures.

Unfortunately for landlords, the festive season of good cheer can be one of the costliest periods due to an increase in rent arrears, especially from LHA tenants.

 Up to the end of 2010, there were 995,000 LHA tenancies and rent arrears in this sector were thought to be in excess of £290 Million (GBP).

This year research indicates that there are now over 1Million LHA tenancies and with more changes to the Government’s Welfare Reform Bill due to be implemented on 1st January 2012, rent arrears are expected to increase further.

 Landlords are urged to act fast when dealing with defaulting tenants, especially at Christmas as courts experience backlogs of paperwork and hearings in the New Year.

Speak to your local office now or call our free phone help line – 0800 840 7133

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